I had the same question, and the same thought. Conservative Snake is just Snake as it has always been played. Only some kinda liberal would try to change the gameplay.

I'm not into shellfish (or other shell-creatures in general, I suppose). Too rubbery and bland.

I'm sorry, Matt Damon, we're out of time.

The guy who, if listened to, could have prevented the evil people from taking everything they wanted… is a jackass?

It's the second week in a row that he's been the only person to properly evaluate a threat, and it's the second week in a row she's been shitty to him about it.

"Movie stars shouldn't have political opinions."

45 pounds for the roll!

I am photogenic in the sense that pictures of me exist.

A certain subset of people on the left are already in a tizzy about the DNC elections. It's the same "Corrupt DNC" narrative that caused them to bad-mouth Clinton and help cause this mess in the first place. We can't count on them to help us out of it.

Sir Patrick played "Poop."

I started listening to Blue October back in '04, during the History For Sale era. Loved them, and loved everything they'd done (even back to their first album, The Answers).

Pay me to poop, boss! Pay me to poop!

Nah, Netflix will be fine.

Sorry, that has been made illegal, since it's done for non-procreative purposes.

Libertarians carrying water for the bigoted right? Why, I never!

"Still gettin' swole on bread and water" was a lyric from 1988.

The first time I heard the word cisgender it didn't sit right with me. Just didn't sound or feel right.

You have successfully identified the best one!

It's not fair to say "you don't actually save any time." You do save time. It's a small amount. But it's time that is saved.

Any idea how often that happens? In my cursory search, I couldn't find it.