I really like the way Adam Duritz can write those kind of meandering lines that express the mood with the way he drawls them as much as the words themselves.

I saw him in concert a number of years ago (10? 15? Fuck if I know), and even he was ashamed of his poofy hair phase.

They technically haven't yet. Geert Wilders is favored to win a plurality. I'm curious, though, if other parties would be allowed to form a government without him, or if they would do so.

OK, you're being a prick and I'm done talking to you after this. But:

Clinton lost more pledged electors than Trump did. It's kind of a microcosm of why Democrats can't win elections.

I actually have no problem with Cleveland or the Cavs in general. Had they won before The Return I'd have been perfectly happy for them. (Also, I've got no dog in the fight - I'm a Celtics fan.)

At least there's plenty of beer there.

Nothing about two debates that were clearly slanted against one candidate and completely avoided the mountain of controversy surrounding the other candidate.

Bullshit. Some of us saw the reports that Powell's presentation to the UN was based on faulty intelligence, knew that PNAC dictated an Iraq invasion, and added it all up.

Hey, we're the ones that don't see color (which conveniently allows the forces that are currently in power, who are overwhelmingly white, to remain in power, and forces everybody else to simply accept that as the natural order of things)! Who's the real racist here?

Syria.

I'm with you. Humanity is garbage. Completely irredeemable.

"The year that broke: 16 ways 2016 let [people who aren't complete fucking morons] down" OOH I'M EDGY

OH YOU LIBERALS AND YOUR SAFE SPACES #MAGA

I barely remember anything from the Olympics, but the Paralympics are burned in my brain. Tatyana McFadden winning 4 gold and 2 silver in events ranging from the 100m to the marathon. Mikey Brannigan, who wasn't allowed to run in college because of his grades (the kid has friggin' autism but the NCAA doesn't care)…

Or say "That book of falsehoods is toxic, and I'm not going to contribute to your ignorance."

Oh, don't exaggerate! It will be much shorter than the Hobbit movies.

Fuck LeBron and fuck the Cavs fans who were so desperate for relevance that they let him in just a couple years after he tore out their heart and stomped on it. Have some fucking shame, people.

This place is so terrible. I'm going to leave. HEY EVERYBODY WATCH ME LEAVE! I'll really do it! I'm doing it right now! Walking away. Everybody's watching, right? No, nobody's watching?

I'll be moving to the Netherlands just in time for their own Nazi to become leader. Out of the racist frying pan, into the racist fire.