Not me!

Which means that if you're white and you smoke, you're fine.

Oh, in traffic is the worst. Hey, it's a nice day, let's roll down those windows! But if anyone within a quarter mile is smoking, fuck that, roll 'em back up.

Why not start from the basis we don't know why most people voted for Trump and take it from there?

Or an acknowledgement that racists can like a black person but still hate black people.

Of course he does.

Dave Chappelle: arrogant swan

I call them elsies. Waiting for that to catch on.

Thanks! I think we'll need it.

I'm pretty sure we could get away without even trying to learn, as it appears 90% of people in the Netherlands speak English. But it'd be nice to at least try!

We did just grab Rosetta Stone, at $50 off. Seems like a way to start.

Half Hooray, and half Oh My Fucking God How The Hell Are We Going To Do This?

the four big swing states

I can sum it up for you:

No, don't you listen to the people around here? Silver is making polls up/using bad polls/rigging his model (depending who you ask, and no, nobody can actually elaborate as to how he's doing it) to make the election seem close. It's all about them clicks, not the Monmouth poll that had Indiana going from Bayh + 6 a…

Trump has a better chance of winning ME, PA, or NH than Clinton does of winning TX, GA, or UT. I'm not sure what the issue is here.

Sounds like she has cooties, too. Does she have cooties? Have you gotten yourself tested?

There's a flavor in certain Wits, Hoegaarden included, that tastes indescribably awful to me. I call it the "vomit steeped in urine" flavor. I have no idea what it is, or how to predict which Wits will have it. Which is a shame, because the Wits that don't have that flavor I generally like quite a lot.

No sale on Sam Adams Octoberfest? WTF.

You probably don't have some extra grasp on facts that these people don't.