They used to push the envelope until Spygate happened.

The world record score (in sanctioned competition) is 245. Whereas in 10-pin, perfect 300s are recorded pretty regularly.

Oh, like Rob Gronkowski can read…

Although if you add vodka to it you can make it a John Daly.

It'd be easier to keep a grip on a slightly deflated ball. Which may or may not have led to the Patriots having a historically low fumble rate.

In the inevitable reboot, they'll say "Woah" instead.

I guess that's the difference between you and I.

Hillary Clinton would murder a shitload of innocent people. If you think that Donald "I would kill Iranian sailors for making rude gestures, and there's no way that would start a war" Trump would murder fewer than her, though, I don't know what to tell you.

Either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton will be President. You could help decide which. One of them will lead to fewer limbless children, but you're choosing to abstain from that.

I was hoping that when he waxed romantic about how 22,000 people did something amazing that day, that you can't possibly script, that started his entire career, etc., that he would cut to them chanting "Die Rocky Die."

Boston is a cosmopolitan city that has historically struggled (and to a lesser extent, still struggles) with racial diversity.

In this case, we can take it back in time and call him peckerwood.

I have a friend whose only exposure to Mulaney was Mulaney. After that, the stand-up was a tough sell, but my friend was glad he gave it a try.

I thought the part about herbs "for performance" was funny. And that's it.

Needs more Air Guitar

Horseshit? Think stinkier. Think waterier.

I'll be voting for a woman for Representative, Senate, and President. (Not sure about my State Rep. Our Governor race is two dudes.)

At least you know Louie's are real!

Worth it!

So, we jigglin', or…?