"Black people are always rioting and looting! They should protest differently!"

Yep, the Republican propaganda worked. They certainly focus-tested it, determined that "Democrat" sounded worse (that hard stop), and pounded it into everyone's heads. And it worked. Just like every other ridiculous gambit they use.

I only regret he couldn't have won one in Boston. But this?
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I don't see the appeal much.

No, I got mad c- oh I see what you did there.

I guess I needed to go two comments lower.

Wait, they're just now allowing "mad" to mean "angry"? Twenty years ago, "mad" started to be mean "a lot of". So they're well behind the times.

Hating women who hate women means you hate women!

It's kind of weird that the word exasperate has become a catch-all for anyone who doesn't know which word beginning in "ex" to use. I've seen it in place of exacerbate, which kind of makes sense, but this is the first time I've used it in place of exaggerate, which I thought was a pretty common word.

That joke about Pete Davidson was actually pretty good, if you ignore the political part of it.

It's in the same vein as "What magazines do you read?" being a gotcha question.

I got about 30 seconds into that Captain Beefheart video. Captain Internet was right on!

Ugh. Way to ruin your high-minded point by getting the name wrong, dumbass! (That comment is directed toward me, not you.)

Don't get me wrong - I'm perfectly comfortable drawing lines, and I'm perfectly comfortable with those lines being way further to the left than most people. For example, when Condoleeza Rice was being protested at some campus I was all for it. She should be in prison, not giving speeches to a college.

Lutefisk trucks on every corner!

This is one of the most annoying topics for me. I'm a liberal, and in general I believe it's a good idea to hear differing viewpoints. On the other hand, I also believe it's a good idea to show hate speech the door. There's no place in polite society for stuff like that. And then people complain that we're censoring…

Rip Steakface

"Dick Trickle finished 11th."

Which reminds me of all the British war dead that John Oliver listed off, leaving Stewart hysterical.

Oh no, it's a Stwong Bade!