Wolverine eating babies in "What if the X-men Lost Inferno?" was particularly depressing.

"What you smugglin' this time, Solo?"
"C'caine!"

Cars is a really good kids movie. Cars 2…ugh. "Let's have a big race for the world championship, set on the semi-antagonist's home turf, and the protagonist somehow wins, but let's not show that at all. Let's dick around with Larry the Cable Guy for ten minutes."

I didn't realize Pixar produced all those films.

Agree, it's not a good joke.

Cars 2 sucks Bigfoot dick, but don't let it taint the excellent original movie.

Meesa think that a great idea

"proceeds to decipher clues with the kind of logic popularly associated with the Adam West Batman series" wins

Yes, you're right. Angel dust.

Just like that Afterschool Special in which she freaked out on LSD and jumped out a window.

Be Bop a Lula

Casual groping was fair game for middle schoolers around the country back then. Now it'll earn you a week in sensitivity class and possibly a lawsuit.

Should consider using his middle initial.

"Hey, Dozer, we're headed out for supplies. Wanna come?"
"No, thanks, guys. I have whistling practice in ten minutes."

Kevin Spacey as Christopher Walken auditioning for Han Solo was transcendent. As usual, they've gone to the well way too many times since then.

Best scene https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Best scene
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

[Sigh]…okay…when two people love each other very much…

So did Sue Storm on the Fantastic Four series. Cuz you know, women is weak and prone to the vapors.

Playing adult softball a few years ago, some jackass yelled an insult at me from across the field, and my first instinct was to optic blast the motherfucker. Then I remembered I was a grown-up. With no powers.