A dinosaur? Oil?

That was a penitentiary.

In-ter-net?

Jackie Snad and Clancy Bachlerat need to record a Ten-to-Oneland theme song.

OK. It came across as besmirchment, but I'm with you now. I'm certain it was cancelled because the title was so terribly ill-fitting. I originally thought it was a sitcom about edgy dog-walkers.

I was with you until you started besmirching Terriers.

She doesn't know the difference.

Um…"Wheel in the Sky" was pretty good?

Most people who badmouth Journey still sing along with their friends when "Don't Stop Believin'" comes on in a bar. Journey is like Budweiser: a lot of people like it, and even people with fairly discerning taste will choke it down if it's the only thing offered at the party.

I assume you're familiar with the Clem Snide version from AV Undercover, right? It's undeniably excellent.

I grew up loving Journey. I was in grade school when this video came out, and even then I still recognized it as one of the worst videos ever made.

The Herculoids should be pretty fucking unbeatable in a fight - rock golem, dragon, explosive-shooting monoceratops, two indestructable shape-shifting blobs, and a hot mom.

As long as they're princesses.

#MakeElsaAPirate

"I can’t wait for the opportunity to fucking nail that."

I think "Walk Hard" lifted pretty heavily from this

I never understood that weird lip stuff during "Comin' Right Up"

His soul patch is so patchy and full of soul.

"Here's a 'wagen, get on in."

*cue searing guitar solo*