Best AV Undercover, hands down. Kneel, TMBG and Wye Oak.

Best AV Undercover, hands down. Kneel, TMBG and Wye Oak.

Vanessa Redgrave and Joe Piscopo totally had it coming.

Vanessa Redgrave and Joe Piscopo totally had it coming.

I fucked around in junior high and high school because I was sure I wouldn't live to see college. Every time I heard a jet fly overhead, I checked to make sure it wasn't a missile.

I fucked around in junior high and high school because I was sure I wouldn't live to see college. Every time I heard a jet fly overhead, I checked to make sure it wasn't a missile.

The nuclear missiles used the same whooshing sound effect as 90% of 80's cartoon space ships.

The nuclear missiles used the same whooshing sound effect as 90% of 80's cartoon space ships.

Thanks, chief!

Thanks, chief!

Brigands!

Brigands!

It would have to be Batman. Superman shooting his load would be like an atomic shotgun going off.

Showgirls was satire like Harlequin romance novels are satire. Sometimes something is terrible just because it's terrible.

Showgirls was satire like Harlequin romance novels are satire. Sometimes something is terrible just because it's terrible.

JIZ

JIZ

However it turns out, I applaud you for your devotion. Not enough people wear fandom on their sleeves anymore.

However it turns out, I applaud you for your devotion. Not enough people wear fandom on their sleeves anymore.

"Glee" and "Rock of Ages" are still dredging the '80s.