"Glee" and "Rock of Ages" are still dredging the '80s.

"Grab Them Cakes" was the only semi-listenable song on that album.

"Grab Them Cakes" was the only semi-listenable song on that album.

So you emerged from the womb with a fully-formed sense of humor? Most likely, pre-teen you (and pre-teen me) would have assumed that "adults wrote this, so it must be funny."

So you emerged from the womb with a fully-formed sense of humor? Most likely, pre-teen you (and pre-teen me) would have assumed that "adults wrote this, so it must be funny."

So the magazine targeted at pre-adolescent boys doesn't meet your standards of humor?

So the magazine targeted at pre-adolescent boys doesn't meet your standards of humor?

I love that these reviews couldn't be any whiter if George Plimpton wrote them.

I love that these reviews couldn't be any whiter if George Plimpton wrote them.

He looks significantly less like Major Bludd than he did in the comics.

He looks significantly less like Major Bludd than he did in the comics.

I meant Tesla the band.

I meant Tesla the band.

Didn't Tesla invent the technology for the remote control? And pretty much everything else that has electrons in it?

Didn't Tesla invent the technology for the remote control? And pretty much everything else that has electrons in it?

I think Hader reads most of those lines cold.

I think Hader reads most of those lines cold.

Well, except for you, Xiang. You're one of the good ones.

So…it was watched by the demographic that still watches TV? Yeah, shut that shit down.

Yeah, but uncool viewers. Don'tcha see? *Uncool* viewers.