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The best line has been cut from the VHS and DVD versions.

Yancy Woodchuck's terrible version of "Barbecue" is one of my favorite parts of the show.

The Nightmare Band's victory is a fantastic lesson for kids: Sometimes you do your best, and someone else is just better than you. And it sucks, and it makes you feel worthless, but you can still find your own niche, and succeed on your your own terms.

The bridge is the best part.

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAAAAN… what was I talking about?

Is "Tractor Rape Chain" going to be the season (or series) finale? Because I'm watching the shit out of that.

Hold your tongue. This movie seeped awesome on multiple levels.

They're jogging in L.A.

Basic stuff like "What were you thinking?" and "What the hell were you thinking?"

The creators of Ultimates specifically designed their Nick Fury to look like Sam Jackson.

@Blues Hammer - Sad songs are the key that gets our tears out of eye jail.

He hosted the short-lived "Weekly World News" TV show, lending straight-faced credence to over-the-top stories about Bat Boy. The man was a comic genius.

Adding the acoustic version of "Sick to Move" to the list.

I recommend the following songs: "Hyper Enough," "Seed Toss," "Detroit Has a Skyline," "Driveway to Driveway," and "Throwing Things." If you like those, chances are you'll like their deeper album cuts as well.

The British
…do crimes now? With what, knives and punching?

I watched a U2 interview a while back. Bono said he didn't like the lyrics to "Bad" and wished he could have had more time to write something with "meaning." Edge disagreed and said "Bad" was some of Bono's best work.

No Bald Chicks
The idea of that phrase on a t-shirt is infinitely more hilarious than "Two and a Half Men".

Wesley!
"Marshall, Will, and Holly…"

Levitation
Youtube took down the video of him explaining his levitation trick. It's actually pretty ingenious.

Crossover
Kitt was a first-generation Cylon — artificial intelligence with a red bwoom-bwoom eye. That's how it all started. Evil Michael Knight used that technology to create the chrome android Cylons that eventually buggered Lorne Greene and Face from the A-Team. Mini-series, anyone?