Morena Baccarin
would have been a much, much better choice.

Pants and shoes
Those were *my* idea. Home-slice be bitin' my flow. An' that's wack. Izzle.

Was that supposed to be…
Burt Reynolds? 4th pic from the top.

Prosthetics
Oversized rubber vaginas? Please say it's so.

Prob hole with an lem ass a coke
I just want to fit in…

Prob hole an lem with ass a coke
I just want to fit in…

I have a Mandy Moore mask, too
…but it's woven from sheer mediocrity.

Cane
CBS really went out on a limb with the Hispanic cast. Hector Elizando? Rita Moreno? Jimmy Smits? Wow. I guess they figured middle American only wants to see the same vaguely hispanic faces it has been looking at for 20-plus years.

Rob Riggle
Not funny. In the least. The guy got cut from SNL a couple of years ago. That's right, he wasn't funny enough to be a member of the worst SNL cast in 15 years.

Cavemen
I'm going to watch every episode. All six of them.

Fiasco?
Wouldn't it qualify as a spaghetti mess of interesting ideas that somehow fall well short of the mark?

Thought Process
Let's see…"The Pinheaded Mechanic"? Nah. How about "The Fatuous Delivery Boy"? Nope. "The Imbecilic Baker"? "The Half-Witted Longshoreman"?

Granny
Somebody should teach her to rap. Can you imagine that? A Rappin' Granny? Damn, I'm original!

One thing is certain…
You can't trust a man from Missouri. Or rather "Missourah", as the yokels say.

It's Called…
…an Atlasphere.

MTV
MTV has become less a network than a syndrome.

Ornella Muti
"Fazah! Damn you, Fazah!"

Two Scoops
Jeezus, I can't believe how many of us remember that little dude.

Soul-Flattening
That says it all.

Singleton
John Singleton is severely overrated as a director.