Supporting Actor is honestly a three-person race between Jones, Waltz, and Hoffman, with Hoffman probably pulling all of the "throw The Master a bone" votes. I don't quite understand the fervor over Jones' role, which I thought was like De Niro—good, but you don't get awards for just doing a good job. All the same, he…

When I learned that the most nail-biting parts were from someone's imagination, I lost respect for the film. I just felt cheated in a weird way.

Don't worry. It's normal to be turned on by anything Christoph Waltz does.

Christoph Waltz: A
Writing: B-
Absence of "Harlem Shake" sketch involving Christoph Waltz in lederhosen and a tiger mask: E
Episode average: B+

Yep. Dusk Till Dawn.

Yep. Dusk Till Dawn.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out every single role Liam Neeson had prior to Taken that involved him punching and roughing up people. Please add more if I'm missing any.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out every single role Liam Neeson had prior to Taken that involved him punching and roughing up people. Please add more if I'm missing any.

INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - NIGHT

INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - NIGHT

Easy: Cold Creek Manor. We saw it at a second-run $2 theater, but I still walked out.

Easy: Cold Creek Manor. We saw it at a second-run $2 theater, but I still walked out.

AHS can always use more Pope boxes.

AHS can always use more Pope boxes.

I didn't get to Dickens until college. I had a stranger path to classic literature. Essentially it goes like this: Age 7: Goosebumps and Boxcar Children > Age 9: Harriet the Spy > Age 11: Harry Potter > Age 12: Buffy the Vampire Slayer series of novels > Age 13: The Hobbit, Martian Chronicles, freaking teachers out by…

I didn't get to Dickens until college. I had a stranger path to classic literature. Essentially it goes like this: Age 7: Goosebumps and Boxcar Children > Age 9: Harriet the Spy > Age 11: Harry Potter > Age 12: Buffy the Vampire Slayer series of novels > Age 13: The Hobbit, Martian Chronicles, freaking teachers out by…

I speed-read Knots In My Yo-Yo String in 7th grade one night even though I had teachers with this ridiculous decree that we were never supposed to read ahead of each other. I completely agree it was my gateway to David Sedaris and other memoirs. I spent much of my adolescence wishing I lived in a semi-rural town with…

I speed-read Knots In My Yo-Yo String in 7th grade one night even though I had teachers with this ridiculous decree that we were never supposed to read ahead of each other. I completely agree it was my gateway to David Sedaris and other memoirs. I spent much of my adolescence wishing I lived in a semi-rural town with…

It's one of those that missed me in middle school. But during high school I tutored a 7th grader who was reading it so I had to read it one night to help him write his paper. Isn't Jeff Bridges rumored to star? That's a fantastic idea.

It's one of those that missed me in middle school. But during high school I tutored a 7th grader who was reading it so I had to read it one night to help him write his paper. Isn't Jeff Bridges rumored to star? That's a fantastic idea.