In my defense, most of the jokes I made were removed or rearranged by Sean into what you read above. Originally I suggested The Dwarf, an albino, and the man with a scar were involved somehow in the young man's death. This was deemed too obscure. Points to anyone for whom this was not too much of an obscure reference.

@Dr. Robuttnik:

He's in one brief image and it looks like he's falling backward into a desk. Me thinks a Nagini bitch is attacking. Also, I HATE that the Nagini attack in Godric's Hollow is brightly lit. Make that shit scary and dark!

You can't forget "Filthy/Gorgeous" on a Scissor Sisters mixtape.

Why thank you muchly! I do try. Really I do.

Like DNA.

I think the same applies to Jeremy Renner. He's nominated for an Oscar and yet I don't think he's been signed to a single film yet since, except this Avengers rumor. And yet Christoph Waltz is already filming a superhero movie, is going to direct a movie himself, and is signed on for Richelieu. Maybe something Gossett…

Don't think Rabin will be around to splain himself so I'll mention what I know about the interview. Basically Nathan wanted to tie a lot of his questioning to Gossett Jr's book thinking he would appreciate promoting the book as well as discussing his career. As we can tell from Gossett Jr's interest in talking about…

Gossett Jr. didn't die in Jaws 3D. He swam out of the control room with the unnamed control room girl. Like two people die in Jaws 3D, making it the most accurate of all the Jaws movies in that rogue sharks don't eat every person in sight.

In Before I Self Destruct he was also playing a star athlete just out of high school. Someone has a Peter Pan Complex.

As ugly as it would be to have a Scary Movie writing credit on my resume, I really wish I could help write an upcoming Scary Movie sequel just so I can make fun of new media and their use in new horror films.

Uncorking the island didn't sink the island. It started trembling but Ben and Hurley presumably hung out with Bernard and Rose and Vincent after the others got away from the island. It was still around. The sunk island in the Alt-Verse was the idea that if everyone is dead in that realm, so is the island, since the…

Lots of people are going to reference the BSG finale with this one, and I will stick myself in the camp that liked the BSG finale, simply because I found the "angels" and the need to find Earth (and then actually finding it) a satisfying conclusion. The BSG finale stuck to the guns the show started with. I think BSG…

Okay, read through stuff and now would like to properly join the discussion. I am wholly pleased with the episode, largely because I like the spiritual conclusion. I felt it was the only way to square off the religious resonance of the show. I liked how the characters were preserved in time, though this was largely I…

Oh god there's so much to go through here. It's 2 am and I just got back from a viewing party with friends. Such the best way to go out watching it, though watching with people at Chicago's Brew and View would have been potentially awesomer. But I made Jughead drinks with Jack Daniel's, Dr. Pepper, and Jager (for the…

Oh yeah! Ann Arbor! What was going on there? That set off Faraday's giant plan to blow up Jughead. Whyyyyy? If there is any question I want answered, it's what changed "Whatever happened, happened" to "Let's make our own destiny!"

Tom Felton was brilliant in Half-Blood Prince, but that's a kid who overacts with inflection. But then again half that child cast idolizes Gary Oldman, the most infamous over-actor on the planet. Seriously, anybody watched Bram Stoker's Dracula lately? Alan Rickman on the other hand is sometimes too subtle. I love him…

I agree the order goes Radcliffe, Grint, Watson, and that Watson acts with her eyebrows. Though she can at least do a crying scene far better than Radcliffe. At least in Half-Blood Prince Radcliffe was allowed to have a sense of humor and that definitely livened up the character for me. Him walking through the…

I specifically referred to Emerson's clip as a mock audition but it got edited out.

Okay, first feature that wasn't a BBC TV movie or a voice role. It's the first live person she'll play in an American feature film a bunch of people will actually see her in.