I'm waiting for the comic books. Can you imagine those text bubbles and drawings?

mbs: Nothing is wrong with S-T-A-U-N-C-H.

"protective of these staunch characters"
I would have been ashamed if you didn't work the word "staunch" into this review somehow.

Eponymous: All corners worth spelunking then.

::cough cough:: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ::cough cough::

Eponymous: RedTube or YouPorn? Pick your poison.

cough:cough: Angels in the Outfield :cough:cough

Lincoln, didn't you see Alfie? Sienna Miller has no T to show us.

GI Joe will not be the next Transformers
because it doesn't have Megan Fox's ass. Hasn't Paramount learned this yet? Audiences don't care about things going boom in a movie. They care about T&A. Check the focus groups. They're very telling barometers.

Nabin's use of the word menace
Anyone else love Nabin's use of the verb form of 'menace' in these reviews? Something about it gives me giggles.

Cowabunga!
A cappella?
Perestroika?

Jaws is an awful book. The Hooper character is so much better in the film. And the end is more preposterous than the film. I'd rather bank on Brody without his glasses exploding the fish than the shark somehow getting attached to the sinking boat and it pulling the shark down just before it's about to snap Brody in…

The Maitlands
Beetlejuice started that trend with the Maitlands. And look how their vacation at home turned out - they died!

Where's … ?
I don't think I'm alone in asking this but where's True Blood? Not even a nomination for Paquin after she got the Golden Globe? And nothing for Drama series? Surprised a bit.

It was not MovieTunes because it did not change as often and was never generically popular. It was always extremely strange and varied and unlikely for a movie theater. And when we got new management - under a really ditzy girl, too - the music became the soundtrack to The Princess Diaries II and other pop music only…

Movie Theater!!!!
Am I seriously the first person here whose first job was at a movie theater? Fuckin' yeah! Two years at the tri-level Palladium 12 in Birmingham, MI. So many memories: smelling of popcorn when I came home; the torn trash bags with the rancid stale popcorn-meets-Cherry Frozen mixture leaking out;…

A mirror
Do you wonder if Johnny Depp has spasms every time he looks in the mirror in that getup, or is it just another day at the office on a Burton set? I mean, Captain Jack is one thing, and so is Sweeney, and Edward was quite a sight, but this is like, terrifying. Then again, Johnny Depp is the face of whimsy,…

This is hilarious
Aruba, Bahama, forget about your mama! Niiiice.

Star Trek is going to be my top favorite summer film unless Half-Blood Prince rocks my socks like it had better. I mean, it's Potter, we got high hopes round here.

I'm getting in on this ranking system because I just did a podcast yesterday for Up for my school's paper and I had to rank the film to get my point across about its quality.