The real story here is Marissa Tomei. She can do whatever she wants in whatever film she chooses and I think it's high time someone took her down a peg.

The real story here is Marissa Tomei. She can do whatever she wants in whatever film she chooses and I think it's high time someone took her down a peg.

Adventure Time actually helped my 10 year old son process his grandmother's alzheimers. That's good television, right there.

Adventure Time actually helped my 10 year old son process his grandmother's alzheimers. That's good television, right there.

Suck on that, Newsroom!!!

Suck on that, Newsroom!!!

Yeah, I mean, who knew, right? I got all mixed up when Affleck was in Armageddon and Damon was in Private Ryan. It just looked like Damon was the smart guy and Affleck was the goof. Ah, well. Just goes to show.

Yeah, I mean, who knew, right? I got all mixed up when Affleck was in Armageddon and Damon was in Private Ryan. It just looked like Damon was the smart guy and Affleck was the goof. Ah, well. Just goes to show.

I had this year where I did a way too much acid and smoked a lot of dope and then lay in bed with a beautiful woman trying not to die. Eventually, we got married.

I had this year where I did a way too much acid and smoked a lot of dope and then lay in bed with a beautiful woman trying not to die. Eventually, we got married.

Well, yes, Nathan, but…how's your heart?

Well, yes, Nathan, but…how's your heart?

"Wow, I had a great life."…*awkward silence*…"Well, I mean, it was okay, not great. Sorry about your painful, untimely deaths."

"Wow, I had a great life."…*awkward silence*…"Well, I mean, it was okay, not great. Sorry about your painful, untimely deaths."

Little know fact. Charles Durning, 33rd Degree mason, served as Imperiator of the Templarian Shadow Government for three consecutive terms between 1984 and 1998.

Little know fact. Charles Durning, 33rd Degree mason, served as Imperiator of the Templarian Shadow Government for three consecutive terms between 1984 and 1998.

Got just enough human emotion for one celebrity death a day, eh?

Got just enough human emotion for one celebrity death a day, eh?

Sweet Child O Mine. A horrible, horrible song only slightly redeemed by appearing in one of four amusing scenes in Step Brothers.

Sweet Child O Mine. A horrible, horrible song only slightly redeemed by appearing in one of four amusing scenes in Step Brothers.