There is an incredibly douchey new trend whereby companies that are not involved in the creation of any music buy up the rights to old songs and then proceed to sue everyone they can. It's like patent scamming and it is a clear indication that this country will one day be ruled solely by douches.

There is an incredibly douchey new trend whereby companies that are not involved in the creation of any music buy up the rights to old songs and then proceed to sue everyone they can. It's like patent scamming and it is a clear indication that this country will one day be ruled solely by douches.

"Throw your motherfucking hands up!"

"Throw your motherfucking hands up!"

"Jurassic Bark" because we could all use a good cry.

"Jurassic Bark" because we could all use a good cry.

I work full-time and have an HBO subscription…WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT I AM A CONSERVATIVE?!
I gotta catch up. Does anyone have a poor, homosexual, minority child that I can blame shit on?

I work full-time and have an HBO subscription…WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT I AM A CONSERVATIVE?!
I gotta catch up. Does anyone have a poor, homosexual, minority child that I can blame shit on?

We understand that was a lot for you to comprehend but try again and get back to us.

We understand that was a lot for you to comprehend but try again and get back to us.

Is this really Mel Gibson?

Is this really Mel Gibson?

So just because I moonlight as a fluffer my dreams of making short films must be cast aside like so much used astroglide?

So just because I moonlight as a fluffer my dreams of making short films must be cast aside like so much used astroglide?

"The winner cannot be a legal resident of California"
You've got to be shitting me.
It's not like that's the state where 95% of American films are created…

"The winner cannot be a legal resident of California"
You've got to be shitting me.
It's not like that's the state where 95% of American films are created…

Yes, you are the only person alive who dislikes that narration.

Yes, you are the only person alive who dislikes that narration.

I really liked Lost but I got so damn frustrated with the lack of communication. 95% of the problems on the island could have been solved with 30 seconds of conversation. Jesus, you all deserve to die for not talking to each other like normal human beings!

I really liked Lost but I got so damn frustrated with the lack of communication. 95% of the problems on the island could have been solved with 30 seconds of conversation. Jesus, you all deserve to die for not talking to each other like normal human beings!