My Dad has a similar, albeit less flashy military funeral. Fewer young army guys showed up. More older VFW guys. Just when you think a funeral can't get any more morose, they fucking play "Taps."

I am so baffled by Bill's motivations this season*. He stands around and argues with Sookie. He gets pissed at Eric for storming the prison. Why wasn't he doing this shit days ago?

Yeah, why was Pam so sad about Eric leaving? It did feel like something was going on there.

I dunno about Sarah as a vampire. I had more than my fill of religious zealot vamps last season. If there is anymore talk about the motherfucking Lillith Bible…..

Poor Sam. I only need to ff him when he's involved with girlfriends or werewolves.

I'm not saying it was hall of fame tee vee, but on the True Blood scale it was pretty watchable. Sam's latest meatsack girlfriend didn't speak. No werewolves. Over the top carnage. It loses points for no nudity.

I don't want to see anus close-ups. Otherwise, I am in.

You forgot the werewolves. No more.

There are also rumors there is a big death this season (even the writers realize Nora and Luna didn't count.) If I see Eric's cock, only to have him die I will be so conflicted.

It's arguable who Walt had done more damage to (at least as far as people in his personal life)—Hank or Jesse. One of them almost has to be his killer.

Yeah and considering how fast the pieces must have fallen together at that moment for Hank: Walt crashing the car that time, Walt spying on his investigation, the Marie in the hospital thing that let to Hank getting suspended for beating up Jesse—which in turn led to his getting shot by the Cousins. Getting sick was…

He made the old ricin in Gus's lab. Maybe it's not that easy to cook up, especially in his current circumstances.

@avclub-eaff9f19dbfd5c5a5807b5dbfa656ec9:disqus : I haven't seen The Wire (I know, I know. It's in my HBO Go queue and I'm obsessed with Flight of the Conchords at the moment.) So I can't quibble.

Gilligan enjoys his poetry like he enjoys his Denny's. 

I couldn't even enjoy it. I'm terrified Walt is going to kill Hank now. Possibly by accident, possibly in a fit of pride-fueled pique that he instantly regrets (a la Mike.)

Was he ready to kill Hank yet? Or, is he now since Hank disrespected him?

That crossed my mind too. Like Patton Oswalt improving his filibuster speech on Parks this year.

Please let this be true.

I lost my breath when I saw "Heisenberg" written on the wall and proceeded to yell, "OH shitshitshitshit" through to the opening credits. I don't know about the kids, but I'm thinking Skyler doesn't survive this either (and going by BB morality, she shouldn't.)

It's been too long since I've seen Godfather. All I could think of was The Grifters.