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Neat
It will be kind of interesting to see how they all grew up and what events transpired to make them old, bitter whores.

Buffy Sainte-Marie?

It's clearly Tilda Swinton breast feeding Elija Wood.

Romanian nightclub goers to whom Cage screams, "See my eyes - respect them as you'd respect me."?

Never question Cage
Nicolas Cage is History's Most Evil Genius. Never try to understand why he does the things he does.

Best of the three
I enjoy how Spiderman and Batman, the lesser heroes, are looking down as if humbled to be in the presence of such greatness.

Good one! Posting all those made-up bands.

Foist
Feist

Someone killed his family with gamma rays and he began to seek vengeance using his metal-laced skeleton, razor sharp claws and ability to turn invisible.

Shia
I loved Shia the first time I saw him, when he was called Tom Hanks.

I know these guys are awesome
Because they keep telling me they are.

Obviously I mean Some Like It Hot. And obviously I mean that killer jam from The Power Station, not that garbage movie.

I cast my vote
For Jason Lively, the insanely awkward Rusty of European Vacation. That "Some Like Hot" montage he day-dreams on the plane over is worth the price of admission alone.