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"Dare I say it? Yes. Was Jesus Christ neither Man nor God, but merely one of the countless aliens that visit the Earth each and every day. Take that, and shove it up the tube marked certainty, in that fuzzy place, called the Twilight Zone." —National Lampoon, Rod Serling explains the 1st Christmas.

Why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the deck?

Hey you I'll buy one ticket for a hundredfifty. deal??

Nah son I'm waiting for the collected works of Kerouac in a box set of floppy disks.

So now you're just trolling. Cause Scott Pilgrim and complexity go together like Nicholas Sparks and Horrorcore rap.

Factual statement: Neither Public Enemies, Hellboy 2, nor Scott Pilgrim were worth the sweat off my taint.

Hard in da' Pink.

First First
Like a DUNGEON DRAGON.

Check out all the reasonable discussions
In this motherfucker.

Perhaps. But A.O. Scott done shidded on the film. But apparently he's a
"snob," so.

If you haven't seen the live clip of DARE, where Shaun Ryder is drunk off his ass and practically falling all over the place whilst trying to sing… "Ssssss COMIN UPPPPP, S COMIN UPPPPPPPPPP, S COMINUP, its daaaAAAAAARRRRHee"…

How to live with iGNOMiny.

Gaiman.
Fighter of the Nightman.

CHA
DUMP.

OH. See I never listened to Jane's Addiction.
All I know is when he was with Red Hot Chili Peps on One Hot Minute, God happened.

Yeah i saw it. How does one not shave for a whole year?
Traumatic.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME

I wonder…
What he be doin' with that left arm.

Dave Navarro
Rocks Cocks.

Fappy Cumstockings