I set my alarm for eleventy baglock the other day. Really late to work.

Watch OZ sometime. Or the Blues Brothers. They let you have instruments.

"C.I.A. Biggest drug runners in the world. FACT!!!"—Bill Hicks

Of the many unanswered questions, "Will Opie stick around for this shit?" is right up there. I'd say yes.

That's a Charlie Hunnam clone in Frat Party.

It's also a take on shitty Asian porn company probably intentionally marketing their product to a sleazy American demographic. There's a line of porn out there that's racist as shit. Black guys banging white girls with titles like "There's a N——-R in My Wife."

Only if Keith and Ron Pearlman get to spar in a dirty alley for six minutes.

SOA just Som Yung Guyed?

My heart broke a little seeing that.

The series might be better if he were gunning for five seasons and not seven. At this point it definitely feels he's like stretching. I imagined the show ending with Jax as president and now that he is, I kinda don't know how to feel about it. And not in the crazed fun way I felt just a few weeks ago with some of the…

Zito was just on the show Tuesday and I couldn't stomach it. And nothing derogatory about the King of All Media, please.

There's enough still spinning by the end to make me have a ton of questions and anticipation for next year. It's why I graded it the same way, too. BUT, for a finale, it's weak.

The Japanese have vending machines that dispense school girl panties. I'm willing to put money on it being real. Maybe it is called the "Som Yung Guy" doll, but I bet a variation exists. They're a repressed culture over there with a seedy red light underground.

I'm not joining your biker gang unless I get to be Sgt-at-Arms, Zack.

Bah humbug.

Zito is the only one saying he has a case. And everyone on the Howard Stern show is backing him up because they're too afraid not to.

When it hits DVD next year try to see it on a nice TV with a good stereo.

I don't know, the writing on the first four Sin City books especially was pretty great. I love the movie, but they probably needed to omit some of the voice over narrative for the screen. In the comic, though, it totally rocks. Particularly in the original book (Hard Goodbye) and That Yellow Bastard.

Jeeee-zus wept.

He's not telling the truth, I'd bank on that.