Any call to the TRADE-io shows are nothing short of hysterical.

I've seriously debated sending Eric the Midget a few cases of soda to expedite his inevitable early death. I'm in the "I really fucking hate that unfunny ingrate" camp where he's concerned. I'm so glad he doesn't call everyday anymore.

I've got an item for sale. It's an item. Very old item. An item that's been in my family for generations. Well it's an item…

They do it for nothing.

Tasteless.

Ta ta toothy!

I'm calling it right now: bullshit. This is another hair brained rumor like the American Idol judge a few years ago. Not gonna happen.

Yeah, "hard to watch" is to Sons of Anarchy's Gemma Teller beating as "physically revolting" is to Antichrist's Charlotte Gainsbourg taking scissors to her cooch.

And now I've gotta jam to Kanye West's "Robocop" because it's too late to stay up and watch the film Robocop.

My buddy and I had to get up and walk around during the commercial break after Gemma's beating to just breathe. Just an incredible episode. This is officially my favorite season.

At least on screen. There might be a few girls at some patch over parties that were pretty swollen the following morning. But until this year, I never would have pegged him as the type of guy to abuse women. What he's done to Gemma is a new, damning low.

Peter Weller directed another one a few episodes back, too. He can keep coming back as far as I'm concerned.

The Homeless Angel Chick makes her fifth appearance, yes.

I'm with you all the way. Except I have a feeling there's a guy above Romeo. And his name is Zobelle.

There's rumors about Stephen King coming back to play Bachman the Cleaner. Who knows?

Another reason to hate Brett Ratner. Lovely.

The lack of Jax ass still didn't deter me from giving this episode a full A, friend.

Me too. That song should be turned into a dirty, dirty movie. So fucking good.

I do like how acrobatic he is. Jumping on the table when Juice decked Roosevelt cracked me up.

We'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig.