I didn't realize the AV Club had so many catty Sex and the City fans until now.

Thirdsies. And get that mailman who dueted with Andrew WK to chime in. In fact, get Andrew WK in there too and set him on FI-RRRRRRE!!!!

I would be blissfully out of the loop if I didn't listen to Howard Stern or read the AV Club. Not giving up either.

Let's just go ahead with the Series 7 and Running Man scenario already.
The SECOND Justin Beiber or Katy Perry has a song that goes to number, I don't know, 30, give them each a gun and send them into the wilderness to fight for their survival. Put has beens like a Screech on the lamb and mark them as terrorists so…

One soda. 12 ounces.
FIFTY CENT!
Sold. It's been a pleasure frequenting your establishment.

So long, freak, I got work ta do!

Why do you get all the Angsti-Os in the world?

The Retarded Playmate and Home Alone and Getting Robbed episodes are my only memory of this show. Also I have a vague memory of Lewis in some tv movie where he's getting into crazy trouble in the "big city" or something like that.

He lived for the funk and died for the funk.

Any solo Sting record usually qualifies. Along with Elton John, Phil Collins, Kenny G, and a host of other boring motherfuckers they play at the dentist office.

CHOMPS, his prime was in the 1970s. If he died then, it would have been too young. By the sad sound of things, I suspect he wished he died back around 1980 or so. Regardless, rock on, old man.

I went to Bad Education at my local arthouse theater always assuming it was unrated. So I DID see a NC-17 flick in a theater after all! And I'm happy I won't have to go out of my way to find Blue Valentine now. I really want to see this.

I was hoping after a game like Manhunt which is disturbing as hell until the tedium sets in five levels or so into the game, Splatterhouse would be a real revelation. I'll probably play it for kicks at some point anyway, but it's a shame to hear it's not epic.

Her vagina's in serious peril.

Both films were directed by Milos Foreman so it's a strong possibility only he knew how rein her in and/or tolerate her. Also, I think she was sober-ish for a few years there and I imagine that had a lot to do with it. I remember John Carpenter had to fire her from Ghosts of Mars (yeah it wasn't that good anyway) and…

If Lars Von Trier DID direct a Love reality show
…her vagina would be done for.

If anyone dares to look up NIN's Broken Movie which was a pseudo snuff film directed by Christopherson, the nickname "Sleazy" isn't just accurate, it's kind.

Pretty fun use of that dialogue in an old Pantera song "The Badge." I heard that song before I saw Taxi Driver and when I saw the scene myself I had to rewind it and watch it again because it was so awesome.

American Pie 10
Stifler, I Am Your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roomate

I'd go see the next Twilight movie if Blade were in it
It would be a heterosexual conclusion to a very gay franchise. Not that there's anything wrong with that.