And someone get the Monster Squad on the phone, there's a mummy in my closet.

Well if it sucks we all should take turns kicking him to find out.

Oxyclean never fucking cleans shit so maybe I should start snorting it now, yes?

Another waste of an otherwise talented Miguel Ferrara.

What part of Jamaica are you from?

I heard music, but it was a remix of Don Henley's "New York Minute" with audio clips of patriotic rah-rah stuff from George Bush, Pataki, Guiliani, and the like.

I thought homeboy was Richard D. James from Aphex Twin circa "Come to Daddy" video.

But the car is!

Harry Potter.

American Gangster was cool. It really was. You people can't enjoy anything.

American Gangster was great. If you're only as good as your last movie (and in Hollywood that's usually the case), then this has potential for coolness. The wrecked spaceship is the big unknown that hopefully has a story worth telling. If it sucks, then I'll just pretend this movie doesn't exist like the Star Wars…

I keep hoping my TV will morph into young, hot Debbie Harry but it never does.

I was looking for the Schooly D thread and I found it. Homeboy needs a serious re-issue of his discography.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a new "death to…" catchphrase
Death to Videodrome!
Death to eXistenZ!
Death to Happy Meals!

Hey, the Lost Boys was 23 years ago. Pretty awesome film.

I got up to level 4 once. ONCE. But an infectiously fun game nonetheless. I just love how a picnic (in a graveyard) is rudely interrupted by Satan. Bastard!

The Mission is another pretty cool Jeremy Irons flick, but really the awesomeness of that movie belongs to DeNiro.

He's a lumberjack, but he's okay. He sleeps at night and works all day.

I was wondering what that photo on the book jacket was about
That clears it up. Hey, Nabin, I'm halfway through your book now. If it weren't so goddamned funny I'd probably be sobbing my way through it. Great read, bro.