It's nice that they still put so much effort into making those crazy videos since the music video is all but dead these days. Hell, when 2011 rolls around and it's time for one last record from these guys, the music video will be become myth.

She's almost officially a senior citizen. You could take her out to the movies and get a discount.

Or an even more pretentious version of Elizabethtown

Away I Go
…to see The Hangover instead.

I gotta read this chick
Though I'm surprised Noel has a hard time grasping the reality that the world is an awful place. Even if you're a shut-in, all you need to do is read the AV Club comments. That'll destroy anyone's faith in humanity.

We're all just a bit older now is all.

Reznor wasn't going to be tied down by that broad. He wisely chose to nearly O.D. on heroin instead to fuel inspiration for later albums. Half of Boys for Pele is her pouting about her ill fated relationship with the man (spare me the arguments to the contrary), he should demand royalties for Christ's sake.

Every girl I tried to bed that liked Tori Amos was either a lesbian, crazy, or a crazy lesbian.

The live CD that comes with her fifth album…whatever the fuck the name of it was…that's a pretty good best of compilation with a great live band.

Fade into You is a great tune to have on when you're crying in your beer over what's-her-face. I vote for that.

With the exception of the first Dark Tower comic series which is told in Dark Tower IV in a long flashback, the comics are going over material not covered extensively in the books. The comics might get you interested in checking out the novels which I highly recommend you give a shot.

Jack Flack always escapes, too.

Come on…who seriously pays for internet porn gay OR straight? The world is right there throwing itself at you whether you like it or not. And believe me, I'm sure Reznor's seen more shit on the road touring that would make mere mortals cower in fear and that are a hell of a lot more disturbing than just casual gay…

There's no reason why they can't settle this ratings dispute like adults. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?!

Avon's doing better quality of film than Stringer Bell it would seem.

His old recording studio is still there (and probably rotting after that nasty flood), but Reznor's L.A. based these days. Probably where he met the hot chick.

I'd buy that for a dollar….shit.

Big Man with a Gun is a tribute to the rape and murder of prostitutes in GTA…retroactively speaking.

You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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