Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women (man), but I shan't quibble. Not bad.

Nice callback to Rodger Dodger, Miller. That would actually make an interesting superhero concept, a guy who is so irresistible to women that he can manipulate them the way Aquaman gets fish to do his bidding, and he uses them to fight crime. What would be a good name for him, "Pussy Magnet"?