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Breakfast for Dinner
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"I saw you take that shit…now put it back."

@The Quirk

Army of Darkness, yeah.

"The Dummy"
On the subject of freaky dolls and toys, "The Dummy" episode of The Twilight Zone. We had a love/hate relationship with this idea as kids. We were all freaked out by it and so it became a recurring theme used to torture each other.

They do that in OZ. Early in the series they want to get rid of someone sneakily so they break a glass jar and mix it in with his pasta. You then have to sit through this guy walking around holding his stomach all the time drooling blood. GROSS!

"Sometimes, dead is bettah."

*He sees the huge cave of gold* rather than "He is sees…"

Twilight Zone: The Comic!
When I was a kid we had a Twilight Zone comic book about this slick white dude who thinks he's going to rip off this tribe of their huge treasure. He learns that there is a competition to become treasure guardian. He demands a spot in the competition then uses drugs to enhance his performance

Absolutely.

Descent was a good blend of two different scares: The thing that's scary because it could happen and the impossible but horrifying imagery of an art form. People have been trapped in caves, it happens, that shit makes me feel like throwing up. I felt like passing out watching Kill Bill 2 the first time, now I use it

Yeah, did Mario and Luigi agree to star in video games before they died fighting for Mussolini in North Africa? Nooooooo.

American Werewolf in London.