As in, "are-yuh really able to tell the effing difference?"

So what does that make Beyoncé?

Although to be fair, if horses in the books can change sex, who's to say direwolves can't?

Also entrails, if memory serves

He didn't so much outsmart them as they outstupided him

Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not

How about Bruce Wayne stitching himself up after a dog bite (Batman Begins? Dark Knight? I don't remember). Any doctor or paramedic will tell you that's the last thing you want to do. He just gave himself the worst infection.

rebecca black's mom was only buying her 1 layer of clothing though. poor girl

I get it!

but to be fair, if "A bout de souffle" means "Breathless," then "A bout de souffle" means "Souffleless" and I don't recall seeing a single Souffle in the whole picture.

also if you hold your tongue while saying "apple," it sounds like you're saying "ringo"

there wasn't enough slapping women silly, obviously.

Sure, I would have rebelled had I been named Chester, but I'd have chosen Chesty over Chet easily.

Natalie Portman will always be my little girl.

THE PLANET NEEDS FROGGIES.

which was which

VAGAGA
That is all

more like the harrison ford movies.

How about a SQUEAKQUEL?

In the immortal words of every character on Lost…
What?