They let themselves get crushed to death by a giant buffalo?

Technically Kelly only mentioned 5 romantic comedies, because Uptown Girls is neither romantic nor a comedy.

Melanie! Wear a ponytail within her reach and she will fuck you up way worse than any magic shadow baby

I went with Ginny telling Michelle she slept with Frankie in the Bunheads finale.

Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

Ooooh, Neil deGrasse Tyson-san

Beep beep ribby ribby

Beep beep ribby ribby

@avclub-4fea8a8687422125c259e9cd03244cc4:disqus They can take our Chinks, but they'll never take our Midgets!

@avclub-4fea8a8687422125c259e9cd03244cc4:disqus They can take our Chinks, but they'll never take our Midgets!

You all still have Kip Hackman!

Cory: You know, why can't you guys learn from Morgan? She is a great sister. I mean, she stays in her room, you don't hear from her, you don't see her, and best of all, she stays out of my personal life. 
Morgan: So, the rumor upstairs is you got a date. 
Cory: Morgan, long time, no see! 
Morgan: Yeah, that was the…

He was boxing in the Army. He's sent brothers down to the kitchen for latrine duty.