Oh, he couldn't have been gay; he was a soccer coach!

God, I had a Chemistry teacher in HS who would do that limp-wristed, mincing, lisping gay guy impression for any reason. He was a pretty smart and funny guy most of the time, but seethingly conservative and homophobic if his switch got flipped. Um. "MELVIN!" or something.

I've never finished Song of Kali because each time I start it I get derailed by just how much this guy HATES India.

Wait. I'm Latino. I like the Paranormal Activity movies. Ohhhhhhh, shhhhhiiiiii -

I saw this three times in the theater with three different girls I was trying to get something started with. It worked 2 of the 3 times which is pretty good considering it was only in theaters for about three weeks.

I'm Cherokee Jack . . .

So, who in British television decided that every children's science fiction show intro should be a terrifying psychedelic freak-out?

See, I loved that aspect of her character. It made her bound to the farm since she was so obviously not human if you got a good look at her.

The novel was pretty good. Still, in the book she is *SPOILERS* explicitly a mess of scar tissue from all the reconstructive surgery she's had to have done. Even her face is cobbled together and hidden behind her hair. It's a - not at all surprising - shame they didn't go that way with the film. Also, in the book she…

The original B-way production was pretty raunchy. But, nothing like the original Chicago show. Nowdays, you can't even get that version. The published scripts has no "fucks" or anything. WHAT'S THE POINT?

The original production of Grease was a five-hour romp. Five. Hours. It was explicitly set in Chicago, full of local in-jokes and virtually plot-less. Oh, and strictly adults-only. They remounted it a few years ago. Wish I'd seen it.

Man, that Duck Tales video was horrifying.

I've been trying to get people into Lasagna Cat for YEARS! I'm so glad there are other fans out there.

That's II. Two is also the one where the Critters eat the easter bunny's crotch. Not enough horror films set at Easter.

You know, I disliked it a lot, but I enjoyed all of the performances. The cast would be great in a 14 episode season on a new show with original scripts. These movie plots, though, are such a snore.

Better than Aunt Man: She's An Uncle, Baby!

GODDOMMIT!

Except, I'd say "inspired."

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!

Showed my twelve-year-old "Hot Fuzz" over the weekend. I'd forgotten that it's a fairly standard small town police comedy until suddenly . . . it isn't. The twelve-year-old's jaw hit the floor and stayed there the rest of the movie. Pretty fun.