I'm sorry, but Jack McBrayer made me smile from the moment he sat down and I'm still smiling.

I was hoping you'd get "pfeet."

As a kid, I knew the classiest novels had covers with little windows that opened up to reveal the *real* picture beneath.

No, you should see the film adaptation for the wonderful Seth Green performance. And by wonderful, I mean Seth Green was in it?

So . . . who's playing Master Billy Quizboy?

God, if they did Allred/Milligan's X-Force, I 'd have to take out a loan in order to give them ALL THE MONEY. An X-Statix movie would be welcome as well.

That fucking guy. I had that guy. Jesus.

Disney did its live-action adaption around the time it did its live action 101 Dalmatians. In both cases, it took source material in which the animals spoke and removed all of their dialog for the films. I was totally confounded by this choice. Why have the animals remain silent? Disney is ALL ABOUT talking animals.

No, all the comic book characters are there. I actually thought the Tom Sawyer inclusion was somewhat clever considering his use as a detective in Twain's later writing. I believe he was added - as well as Dorian Gray - to have a young attractive male character. In the comic, Mina is the de facto leader of the group -…

I KNOW WHAT A RODIAN IS!
Sorry.
I know what a Rodian is.

The comic . . . helps, actually.

I get it!

I don't know "Kid In Giant Greedo Head" had my attention in all of his/her/its scenes.

When I heard Clooney was cast as Bruce Wayne, I thought it might actually save the franchise. Kilmer was such a wet blanket, but Clooney could do millionaire playboy in his sleep.

So *that's* why no two movies have ever had the same title!

Aaaand, done.

Now it's transitioned into George Gaynes getting a beej in Police Academy loop.

He's been retconned into one of Stephen King's pain-granting shit-weasels.

The only people who have ever used "bang" as a synonym for "fuck" are people on network television shows and PG-13 movies.

You want really sad? Read the original book.