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I went to high school with an Omar Sharif.

Wasn't this movie about seven-and-a-half hours long? I remember it being seven-and-a-half hours long.

What's funny is, in college this song was an abstract idea; a thing that might happen to someone you know when you get older. Now, at 36, this very thing has happened to several friends and is currently happening to a friend of mine.

God, me too. I owned this album in college - a girlfriend was really into her and got me listening. I thought she was amazing. That said, I always felt like this song was missing a middle verse.

No, it was pretty damn funny. I listened to it while running and kept having to stop to laugh. It helped that I'd seen the movie.

Oh, I always thought it was "Short Busey," in some sort of faded homage to "The Buddy Holly Story."

See, I always called it that, too. It's actually Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines but no one ever calls it that.

Kids Incorporated was the GLEE of my generation. It was . . . well, it was GLEE, actually.

That's Stan Lee.

When the song says "The girls are pretty" it shows a pretty girl. Genius.

Heh.

"We have bush!"

Are they all in a band? "Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes."

It could be exactly like Galaxy High and they could call it "Galaxy High."

SOMEONE GET ON A GUNGAN HOLOCAUST POSTER!

I just want to see him climb over the seats at the Oscars.

Maybe now we'll get a movie about Luke's friends who were cut from A New Hope. Fixer, erm . . . Speedy? Janet? Something.

I believe on Topless Robot they suggest casting him in a "Life is Beautiful"-esque drama.

I'm on the fifth book of Philippa Gregory's "The Cousins War" series and it's crackerjack! Lightning in a bottle! Cream of the cr . . . the cream.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease be an origin story where you finally find out that Yoda's people are Gremlins. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.