Well, I grew up in a really conservative area of Texas, so . . . wait.

I saw "Longtime Companion" in high school. It was shown to us as a "midterms are over, let's watch a movie" movie. It was the first time I'd ever experienced not being able to stop crying. I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. So . . . effective ending.

I saw "Longtime Companion" in high school. It was shown to us as a "midterms are over, let's watch a movie" movie. It was the first time I'd ever experienced not being able to stop crying. I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. So . . . effective ending.

Yes to the others but "How can I go about being a father with no one to mother my child" kills me every. Fucking. Time. Right now, even! *sigh*

Yes to the others but "How can I go about being a father with no one to mother my child" kills me every. Fucking. Time. Right now, even! *sigh*

My high school best friend's favorite movie was "Aliens." When these figures were released, I had birthdays and Christmas taken care of for the rest of high school.

My high school best friend's favorite movie was "Aliens." When these figures were released, I had birthdays and Christmas taken care of for the rest of high school.

The "No no seriously, there's actually a *longer* version of this book" conversation was one I had many times working at a used bookstore. Having to tell teenagers that Goldman wrote the book the way it was published was just as much of an uphill battle as explaining to them that, no, there isn't an actual…

The "No no seriously, there's actually a *longer* version of this book" conversation was one I had many times working at a used bookstore. Having to tell teenagers that Goldman wrote the book the way it was published was just as much of an uphill battle as explaining to them that, no, there isn't an actual…

*imagines Justin Bieber lost in an indian cave as his friends are slowly killed and replaced by monsters. Also . . . Glomer?*

*imagines Justin Bieber lost in an indian cave as his friends are slowly killed and replaced by monsters. Also . . . Glomer?*

Please, yes, to Most Jeffinitely. I hope he answers all questions with that.

Please, yes, to Most Jeffinitely. I hope he answers all questions with that.

@avclub-3cdbf2bcac7956e1fa3f1335f9ae5bee:disqus I wish I could remember. I know I spent a lot of time threading the Spine songs throughout. If Spotify only had "The Spine Surfs Alone" I could recreate it!

@avclub-3cdbf2bcac7956e1fa3f1335f9ae5bee:disqus I wish I could remember. I know I spent a lot of time threading the Spine songs throughout. If Spotify only had "The Spine Surfs Alone" I could recreate it!

The "Spine" songs in the EP can actually make a nice through line to the LP. Also, "Experimental Film" needs to come after "Memo To Human Resources." Starting with tracks 2 and 3 is a smoother opening.

The "Spine" songs in the EP can actually make a nice through line to the LP. Also, "Experimental Film" needs to come after "Memo To Human Resources." Starting with tracks 2 and 3 is a smoother opening.

I combined and rearranged the track listing of The Spine and The Spine Surfs Alone when they were first released and ended up with my favorite TMBG album in many years.

I combined and rearranged the track listing of The Spine and The Spine Surfs Alone when they were first released and ended up with my favorite TMBG album in many years.

According to the DVD art, they have TWO dragons. So, up yours, "Tolkien!" Boo-yah!