I do. It was an old "Blondie" movie from the 30s or 40s. Yep.

With THOSE EYES!

With THOSE EYES!

I will watch Anna Kendrick do anything. I would watch Anna Kendrick slowly kill my family.

I will watch Anna Kendrick do anything. I would watch Anna Kendrick slowly kill my family.

What, even, are the criteria for a reboot? What makes this a reboot and not, just, a movie about a mummy?

What, even, are the criteria for a reboot? What makes this a reboot and not, just, a movie about a mummy?

This series is terrible, terrible, terrible, but I have read them all. They read as distilled Del Toro and contain all of his favorite things: gross vampires, old men from Eastern Europe, plucky kids who face unimagined horrors and clunky plot mechanics. Manhattan gets taken over by vampires but is easily traversed by…

This series is terrible, terrible, terrible, but I have read them all. They read as distilled Del Toro and contain all of his favorite things: gross vampires, old men from Eastern Europe, plucky kids who face unimagined horrors and clunky plot mechanics. Manhattan gets taken over by vampires but is easily traversed by…

HEY! One of them was a Rescuer!

HEY! One of them was a Rescuer!

And hot pants, hot pants, hot pants. I never knew a woman's waist could get so high; then, I met Xuxa.

And hot pants, hot pants, hot pants. I never knew a woman's waist could get so high; then, I met Xuxa.

Ah! Point taken!

Ah! Point taken!

No, I agree. It was a bold experiment on their part and didn't always work. Still, those were the films I really grew up with, so I've got a bit of a bias. I'll go to the mat for Robin Hood, though. It's a mess of a film but gets by on a lot of charm.

No, I agree. It was a bold experiment on their part and didn't always work. Still, those were the films I really grew up with, so I've got a bit of a bias. I'll go to the mat for Robin Hood, though. It's a mess of a film but gets by on a lot of charm.

The casting of Eva Gabor and Bob Newhart was so baffling yet so perfect. Wouldn't be duplicated until Pixar got the brilliant idea to cast Patton Oswalt and Janeane Garofalo in that other rat movie.

The casting of Eva Gabor and Bob Newhart was so baffling yet so perfect. Wouldn't be duplicated until Pixar got the brilliant idea to cast Patton Oswalt and Janeane Garofalo in that other rat movie.

A children's show consisting of nothing but "O" faces? 
I used to watch her English language show in High School. She could be ruthless with the kids. Maybe it was the language barrier, but she always seemed on the verge of telling them to fuck off. Also, the games were essentially the exact same as those on Stanley…