Welp, my day's been made. It's not going to get any better than reading that has made me feel.

Christ, that cover of Two-Headed Boy still brings tears to my eyes.

Christ, that cover of Two-Headed Boy still brings tears to my eyes.

I read it! I can't really relate, but I read it.

I read it! I can't really relate, but I read it.

I did it once, years ago. I was so distracted by the fact that I actually did it that I forgot what had scared me.

I did it once, years ago. I was so distracted by the fact that I actually did it that I forgot what had scared me.

I had a friend who I could easily make spit-take. I would just wait until he got the first sip in his mouth and then say something odd. Worked every time. Then he would hit me. It was a horrible friendship.

I had a friend who I could easily make spit-take. I would just wait until he got the first sip in his mouth and then say something odd. Worked every time. Then he would hit me. It was a horrible friendship.

The shit dialogue in A New Hope never bothers me because a) I grew up with it and (b it at least seems in the spirit of the serials Lucas was - at the time - paying homage to. Remember when Star Wars was just that? An homage to the serials of the past?

The shit dialogue in A New Hope never bothers me because a) I grew up with it and (b it at least seems in the spirit of the serials Lucas was - at the time - paying homage to. Remember when Star Wars was just that? An homage to the serials of the past?

Jam it on the one!

Jam it on the one!

Maybe it's like how Webster called Ma'am "ma'am" because it was the closest he could get to calling her "mom" without dissing his dead mother. "Doctor" is the closest Olivia can get to "Grandpa" because she's stupid.

Maybe it's like how Webster called Ma'am "ma'am" because it was the closest he could get to calling her "mom" without dissing his dead mother. "Doctor" is the closest Olivia can get to "Grandpa" because she's stupid.

I'm convinced that Tyler Perry's biggest audience is white racists who just like seeing black people get yelled at, if even only by other black people.

I'm convinced that Tyler Perry's biggest audience is white racists who just like seeing black people get yelled at, if even only by other black people.

It wasn't water that killed them. It was the specific water in that one house. And, only if it was hit by a baseball bat. And only if a dead woman told them to do it in a flashback.

It wasn't water that killed them. It was the specific water in that one house. And, only if it was hit by a baseball bat. And only if a dead woman told them to do it in a flashback.

No, I like the curent companions, I'm just getting tired of pretty twenty-somethings. OH GOD, DID I SAY THAT?!