Yeah? Well these matches say you're lying.

Broo!

That's okay. I don't particularly care for things aimed at Mexicans. Like police guns. AMIRITE?!

I had a friend who pronounced it "The Rockford Fillies" because he couldn't read very well.

No, I meant wherefore. I simply cannot fathom a reason for her existence.

And wherefore Dah-ve Choden?! WHEREFORE DAH-VE CHODEN?!

Yeah, it seems like there would never be any big bads if they would just stop teaching kids how to be evil. Or, you know, putting all the potentially evil kids in the same dorm.

My sister and I received E.T. for Christmas. It was a big gift and we were pretty excited. Remember, video games haven't gone up in cost much over the years. That thing was most likely 40 bucks. Anyway, we had no idea what to do and eventually had to loan it to a neighbor - who was a computer programmer - to figure…

Witches = not scary.

I was jealous of Richard Hunt.

You try being near a Muppet and not kiss it.

When my cats are bad, they get Mr. Shakey Can . . . Paul Greengrass.

The ten minute sequence of Jessica Biel nursing a litter of Jessica Biels on her six breasts?

My daughter's mom has several Gorey tattoos. A Mina (from Dracula) on one calf, a flapper dropping a grape on her other (they're about 4-5 inches tall each) and her upper back is a chaise longue with two women lounging across from each other. They were quite expertly done. Gorey looks great in ink.

Well, that, yes.

It'd make a great mini-series.

Hmmm. I'd have to go with "The Door in the Floor" as a very successful adaptation. Taking one sliver of the novel "A Widow for One Year" and adapting that worked a lot better then the 30 year sprawl of the book.

In season 2, they'd all move to L.A.

After the 88th short film, I began wondering, "Why is all this Colm Feore not getting me laaaiiiiiiid?!"

Took 3 different women to see 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould. That movie only played for two weeks. DO THE MATH!