Yes is my second favorite band of all time, after Pink Floyd. I saw them last summer. Unfortunately, half of the concert was taken up by Styx, but Yes was just incredible. Jon Anderson's voice actually got better with age, and he sounded amazing live. It was beautiful. My wife and I nearly orgasmed during "Starship…

When Lip was watching the pole dancers on TV and asked Ian if he got turned on by that at all, I thought to myself "I'm the dykiest dyke in Dyketown and I don't find that arousing in the least, either."

I thought you were a whore with a heart of gold. Instead you're a whore with a real whore's heart.