I can't find any information, but I suppose it's possible Gotham is having a special two-hour premiere, and that Masterchef will return the following week.

I'm actually still experimenting with eggs and learning what I like. I spent YEARS not eating them, because of some childhood dislike that I can't even recall. But then one day I tried eating some tuna salad someone had made that had hardboiled egg chopped up in it, and it was really tasty. So I got out a cookbook…

she’s just too damn timid to make an effective leader. Yeah, Jaimee may actually be timid, but she's sort of handicapped in this instance. She's tiny and has that weird, quiet voice. When big men with big voices start talking over her, her only real course of action would be to hit them to get their attention! Her…

Ooh, I was thinking she added sound effects, but talking would be much cooler!

Die in a fire, right! The closest my mom got to making fish was frozen fish sticks. Or adding a couple cans of tuna to the box of Kraft Deluxe Macaroni and Cheese Dinner.

Courtney needs to DIAF. Or shrivel up like the Wicked Witch, leaving only her heels behind…

MeTV had a regularly scheduled Rockford Files on this afternoon, and put a still up at the end showing Garner's birth and death years. *sniffs*

I remember one year that Mr. Garner drove the pace car at the Indianapolis 500, and the track announcer did an interview with him. He was asked: "Would you ever consider driving one of these race cars?"

I've been trying to remember, and I don't think Audrey ever knew about her husband being arrested, or what he had done. Only the President was in the room when Jack confronted Mark, and then Jack took Mark with him while Audrey went off to meet her Chinese friend.

Maybe it's just because 24 has been airing right after MasterChef, but that prick Leslie reminds me a lot of William Devane/President Heller!

Audrey had already gotten her silent clock earlier.

there is something in the unwillingness to go home and his distant, but
clear affection for his family that hints at "some thing" …

It's all part of his superhero origin story!

You forgot: Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, Laura is still alive, and it was Earth all along.

Er, spoiler?

I remember watching Columbo with my mom, and letting her in on just how much teenage me REALLY liked Peter Falk.

Funnier than Gummo???

*raises hand* I did!

DooL was much more tame when I started watching it. Amnesia, interracial romance, alcoholism, your-uncle-is-really-your-father-and-vice-versa, domestic violence, nun with a split personality…

Was that crazy old lady possibly Elizabeth Taylor? I know she was part of that nutty storyline.