T'was all a joke. I was likening the article to watching the super bowl / proclaiming to not read the article to proclaiming to not watch the super bowl / reading an article about the TV to watching TV (you know, how folks say, "I don't watch TV. Unless I'm at a friends" - maybe they don't say that). T'was a bad joke…

Let's just say anything about TV. I don't read articles about TV… Unless I'm at a friend's.

I'm not going to read this article.