As 100% Gungan, meesa get free handjobs from Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley - at same time!  Luckily, Gungans hassa two peenases.

Yoosa truly da worst gimmick account!

Yoosa truly da worst gimmick account!

Weesa done main shooting, but meesa still have pick-ups and looping to do.  Yoosa haven't lived 'til yoosa seen da Battle of Five Armies with extra, sixth army of Gungans!

Weesa done main shooting, but meesa still have pick-ups and looping to do.  Yoosa haven't lived 'til yoosa seen da Battle of Five Armies with extra, sixth army of Gungans!

Meesa did manage to exsqueeze in a few lines of Naboo-style comedy before da splosion, though!  Meesa tink meesa many fans will be pleased!

Meesa did manage to exsqueeze in a few lines of Naboo-style comedy before da splosion, though!  Meesa tink meesa many fans will be pleased!

Don't worry guys, meesa will play myself in dis - no CGI needed!  AND meesa Gungan head already hairless!

Don't worry guys, meesa will play myself in dis - no CGI needed!  AND meesa Gungan head already hairless!

Meesa have something personal to tell you guys.

Meesa have something personal to tell you guys.

Well meesa name is Jar Jar and me like to say
I'm the rappinest Gungan in the galax-ay!
Anakin Skywalker is a cool dude
But he doesn't have meesa's attitude!
Gungan B-boy stance

Well meesa name is Jar Jar and me like to say
I'm the rappinest Gungan in the galax-ay!
Anakin Skywalker is a cool dude
But he doesn't have meesa's attitude!
Gungan B-boy stance

Yoosa miss Spike's back-to-back airing of Episode 1?  Shame on yoosa!  Dat Jar Jar's best work!  Meesa humped all kind of tings too, but George's editor is a huge bitch.

Yoosa miss Spike's back-to-back airing of Episode 1?  Shame on yoosa!  Dat Jar Jar's best work!  Meesa humped all kind of tings too, but George's editor is a huge bitch.

Gungans no speaka human dialogue!  Yoosa critique make no sense to Jar Jar.

Gungans no speaka human dialogue!  Yoosa critique make no sense to Jar Jar.

Meesa saw this coming.  Heesa sucked Jar Jar off whenever meesa ask!

Meesa saw this coming.  Heesa sucked Jar Jar off whenever meesa ask!

And meesa thought meesa was unlikeable.