The Event
I want to know who wrote this paragraph:

I didn't care much for Thank You For Smoking, but thought it was a good attempt. Juno was obviously pretty bad. And Up in the Air was actually probably my favorite film of last year. So all in all, I give him an A for effort.

FLCL man.

Or if it wasn't a boring mess…

skull, certainly you are mistaking scary spice with sporty spice? scary spice is actually pretty hot. actually so is sporty spice but.

Well if you asked him, every science fiction movie made in the past thirty years is based on "his material."

Murderous Moppets
I love the Murderous Moppets. Remember the episode where Brock tries to get them to beat up the kid from the day-care camp? That was awesome.

Or Stout.

@ Elitist Trash: right on. I'm at UWM right now, and having grown up essentially in Madison, I also have to agree that it's better than UW.

an assassin with problem? you bet. she has problem.

i didn't really post about how i don't watch it anymore, I just said i don't watch it and then posted about how this episode apparently had the same plot as a preexisting episode. i guess the "i don't even watch" was to clarify that I had not, in fact, seen last night's episode.

i don't watch the simpsons anymore
but isn't chalmers hiding poor students from testing basically the same as skinner locker bad students in the basement to hide them from chalmers? oh wait they switched up the characters, OBVIOUSLY this is way different.

i hate it too. like i said i'm really bad at telling stories (everyone who has ever met me knows this) and especially with books, because I never know where to start. I'm like, "it's, uhm, well there's this character, and she uhm, well no actually it's in this place, but wait this thing happened and THEN this person…

My favorite video store moment
The one I worked at was in a real small town (actually apparently it's only about 15 minutes from this Four Star Video Heaven), and it wasn't a chain or anything so we didn't get much business and I pretty much just read for four or five hours, punctuated by a few customers. So one night…

I'm pretty sure she mentioned a name but I missed it. Hopefully someone hasn't already answered this question because I'm posting it on a version of the page I haven't refreshed in about a half hour.

the laffy taffy in question
it's not the ass, but the labia.
i'm not fucking kidding.

Oh PS slightly NSFW.
But i couldn't think of anything other than The AV Club when I saw it.

Just wanted to say
Happy Valentine's Day, bitches:
http://www.theimagist.com/n…

Montand's arm
Can someone refresh my memory as to how we already knew about Montand's arm? It's been a loooong time since I've seen the first season.

how come there isn't a discussion about this?
Keep live action off Adult Swim. It's an animation block. It's on Cartoon Network. I mean, can we at least talk about this? I know some people disagree, and Tim and Eric is alright — it can be funny, I don't necessarily dislike it, but I'd much rather have another cartoon.…