Tropic Thunder as a whole sucked.
Not funny.

Ah, the Nintendo Gameboy Advance SP. Truly one of the greatest advances in human history.

Thirteenth tribe
There certainly seemed to be more than 12 cylon models living on Earth. What's the deal?

Possibilities, my graduation song was Sandstorm.
It was actually kind of awesome.

I just wanted to add that when I created my new profile from this name that I'd been using for a while, IT ALREADY HAD MY PHOTO AS THE AVATAR. I was a little creeped out, but then decided it was probably because that's my photo on Decider.

Dear Eva Longoria,
Can you please stop forcing your marriage down our throats? Yes, we're aware that you got married. Your husband apparently has the name Parker. Now please stop bogarting valuable marquee real estate and drop the second last name.
Love,
America

Oh and.. how sad.. I'm a big fan of remembering the good instead of focusing on the bad.

Ah, Manon des Sources
The uproar caused by your nudity in French class.
Not that it interested me at all.

Grr. Try this on for size: http://tinyurl.com/8peuut

Supposedly this is the guy:
http://tinyurl.com/7tmo8e

hey i know a david carr
He used to come into the video store I worked at. I don't think he wrote this book though.

Remember when
those rats like burrow under Winston's skin? (That's his name, right? I hope so otherwise I'll certainly look a fool.)

wait so
how exactly did he pass on information? Just.. you know, through words? No tap dancing? Not even through grammatical errors in his books?

Ghetto big mac
It's even easier than that, and, frankly, better: just order a double cheeseburger with special sauce and lettuce. No one really cares about the middle piece of bun, so the fries are unnecessary. If you really want a sesame seed bun, sure, order that, and the onion too.

The Apple thing
was pretty disappointing. The new iPods are pretty much same old same old. Nothing exciting. Move along.

Unfortunately there's no free TiVo in my dorm. Shucks.

Gasp!
Oh hey Claire! I haven't seen you since American Idol ended! I guess I'll trust you if you say this is good.. as long as it's not on at the same time as Fringe cause I'm definitely watching that.

"Strategic marketing decision"
They're even admitting it. They're not even going the Keven Smith route, with a somewhat vague "It's not for critics," they are almost plain saying, "It sucks and we don't want that getting out."

oh
I prefer MacBeth.

No, because before she died, she said she wouldn't let him take her place and regenerate because she knew him as the 10th doctor, and she wouldn't let him change time/replace her memories. Right? I kind of faded in and out at that part, it was a little melodramatic for me.