Considering my general distaste for babies in the first place, I can't for the life of me understand why somebody would actually steal a baby.

I like to loudly recite everybody's name and credit during the opening credits of a film. Loud enough for the back rows to hear.

I like to loudly recite everybody's name and credit during the opening credits of a film. Loud enough for the back rows to hear.

Just curious, did you play the top-down GTA game recently, or years ago? If you just played the PS1 era GTA games now, I could totally understand you not appreciating them, considering they probably haven't aged that well. But, trust me, back in the day, they were the absolute shit, at least for me. Even back then the…

Just curious, did you play the top-down GTA game recently, or years ago? If you just played the PS1 era GTA games now, I could totally understand you not appreciating them, considering they probably haven't aged that well. But, trust me, back in the day, they were the absolute shit, at least for me. Even back then the…

You're my boy, Blue!

You're my boy, Blue!

Every week, Paul Reiser will be in the background and say "This is not my locker!"

Every week, Paul Reiser will be in the background and say "This is not my locker!"

Seriously, the Grand Theft Auto series is my favorite videogame series of all time. I've been a huge fan ever since the first GTA came out on the original Playstation, which was more of a small cult-hit (it wasn't until GTA III came out on PS2 in 2001 that the series kicked into blockbuster-status). I still think Vice…

Seriously, the Grand Theft Auto series is my favorite videogame series of all time. I've been a huge fan ever since the first GTA came out on the original Playstation, which was more of a small cult-hit (it wasn't until GTA III came out on PS2 in 2001 that the series kicked into blockbuster-status). I still think Vice…

Oh, I can't wait to read the Keith David interview! There are just so many projects of his that I want you to ask him about - The Thing, Platoon, Pitch Black, There's Something About Mary, Armageddon, the Mass Effect videogame series (seriously, he does some great voice work there), Dead Presidents, Road House, Marked…

Oh, I can't wait to read the Keith David interview! There are just so many projects of his that I want you to ask him about - The Thing, Platoon, Pitch Black, There's Something About Mary, Armageddon, the Mass Effect videogame series (seriously, he does some great voice work there), Dead Presidents, Road House, Marked…

Fuck! Another Pixar sequel announcement that isn't The Incredibles 2?!?!? Damn you, Brad Bird, for having such a successful career and not needing to do Incredibles 2 just for the sake of the money! Damn you damn you damn you!!!

Fuck! Another Pixar sequel announcement that isn't The Incredibles 2?!?!? Damn you, Brad Bird, for having such a successful career and not needing to do Incredibles 2 just for the sake of the money! Damn you damn you damn you!!!

I too think he looks exactly like Ray Liotta here.

I too think he looks exactly like Ray Liotta here.

This may seem a bit random, but for some reason this reminds me of the Jack Lemmon/Walter Matheau film Grumpier Old Men. An Italian woman moves into their small town and tells Matheau that she intends on opening a fine upscale Italian restaurant. Matheau responds "We've already got one of those! We've got a Chuck E.…

This may seem a bit random, but for some reason this reminds me of the Jack Lemmon/Walter Matheau film Grumpier Old Men. An Italian woman moves into their small town and tells Matheau that she intends on opening a fine upscale Italian restaurant. Matheau responds "We've already got one of those! We've got a Chuck E.…

Eastbound And Down really is one of my favorite shows of all time. There was an amazing consistency in quality during the three seasons (with the only exception of the plantation episode in Season 3, which was a wtf? moment). The series was wrapped up nicely at the end of season 3, but if I can have more adventures…