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The meme already exists, it's called: Those awful forwards your acquaintances and family send you.

Nah, most Train songs you can at least tune out the terrible lyrics and focus on something nice about the song. Hey Soul Sister actively grabs your attention with the first bar and shoves you headfirst into the terrible pseudo-Mraz vocals and lyrics so out of touch you'd think they'd have been written by Mitt Romney.

"shove your hand inside my mouth kids!"

The only real question you have to ask about TBS is "are they still going to air Conan?"

Was that the one written by the guy who wrote Scrubs? Because I found that one incredibly disappointing.

I should preface this then. This comes from experience. Me and my friend went out to a liquor store and bought some Game Of Thrones branded beer. Less about actually drinking the beer and more about just having the bottle. But eventually we got home and tasted it, and it was one of the most disgustingly hoppy things

I think that was more Aerosmith's fault than Bruce Willis.

Besides the obvious "bad person bellweathers"(Fox News, Paula Deen nowadays, Ayn Rand, creepy fanservice anime ala Ikkitousen) I'd say "preparing for the zombie apocalypse". Sure it was kind of funny at the beginning and kind of fun, but it's turned into this irritatingly stupid "but oh my god what if it DID happen?"

Selfies are the absolute worst, and people's constant insistence that you need to give them attention or praise for lazily capturing their face because it's now part of their friendship contract or whatever is so self-absorbed and narcissistic that I can't believe it's caught on so much.

FUCK, I SURE DO LOVE ME SOME HOPS! IF MY BEER DOESN'T TASTE EXACTLY LIKE SHOVING LIQUID M-80S INTO YOUR MOUTH THEN I'M NOT DOING MY JOB PROPERLY

Don't worry though, I'm sure they'll get the sweet sweet Walmart dollars from the "It's their first amendment rights guys! Why are you criticizing my views!"

Welp, time to reanimate Charles Nelson Reilly

Tina Fey would definitely be a great choice for real. 30 Rock was pretty much perfect and giving her another (basically) dedicated time slot would be perfect

Too bad George Lowe retired his Space Ghost character

if 9/11 is to be a predictor, we're just gonna have a bunch of shitty films with terrible ham-fisted political messages instead and the oddball terribly insensitive conspiracy theory "documentary"

watching someone make a flatizza was really unappetizing for some reason. Something, somewhere went horribly wrong with it and it probably starts and ends with using the meatball sauce

People use twitter for reasons other than following @dril?

Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne, AND Robin Thicke? Man, Canadians can't catch a break can they? Do they just have like a small dark hole where terrible musician/celebrities come out of?

They gave Mike "they obviously hate dem homosexuals, so force feed it into every kid in america!" Huckabee a show, so why not her?