I did not wish to think about Bannon "going commando," but you have placed this thought in my head, and for that: God damn you.

A less-than-happy ending?

That's like Commissioner Gordon being, "Huh, Batman hasn't been seen in Gotham in weeks, where could he—whoops, forgot to put the Bat-signal on. There, that's done it."

Millennials hate sand. It's rough and coarse and gets everywhere.

I used to know a bunch of good puns, but my mammary's not what it used to be…

They're gonna need a Chrises on Infinite Earths to sort it all out.

Mango. Goat Boy was Jim Breuer.

"Let’s debate Steven Soderbergh’s filmography"

It is somewhat bad optics that the one guy standing up for big business is General Zod.

Especially the "ED" part.

I've contacted the Time Variance Authority to see if they can do anything, but as I recall they weren't much help when Kang did this, either.

It's like in westerns when someone gets killed in a shootout and people immediately raid the body for clothes and valuables.

I have seen his tweet Frinkiac'd with the screenshot of Martin standing pantsed in the ruined pool.

"I Get Around" was a song I loved as a kid thanks to Look Who's Talking.

I would go for Talking Heads, myself.

Gil Hicks, aka Suitor #3, is pretty awful too.

I like the idea of incorporating animatronics.

Like "Run For Your Life" by The Beatles, it's a catchy tune that makes you feel bad.

Jesus Christ.

JOBS!