Dane Cook? The karate of stand-up comedy?

The church hallucination was another laugh-out-loud moment for me, particularly having Alba "singing" in English, followed by the cut to the Virgin Mary singing along. (Pretty sure it was in that order. Will have to rewatch to make sure.)

I'm hoping they'll develop an actual friendship at some point, but I think—presuming a half-season order—it won't be explored until next season.

Eddie is an eleven-year-old with hormones. Nicole takes advantage of that, and maybe finds some of it endearing. I don't think we're supposed to be cheering for them to be together, just that these are facts and this is how it plays out.

I knew you were listening!

Unbeatable!
She a squirrel, dammit!

Ooh, and also, this is the first episode in which Honey demonstrated actually being an actual, through-and-through friend for Jessica by not only trying to talk her up, but getting someone else (Louis) to help her, and I hope Jessica realizes the value of that over the fact that Honey ratted her out. (I think Jessica…

I get where you're coming from, but I can't really hate an episode with a monologue about a houseboat, or the two younger kids AND the father playing Starfighter with the salon chair (as I always wanted to do as a kid, and probably something I'll still want to do if ever I had one of those things in my residence).

Actually, it's about AIDS in cancer.

Can she then start exhibiting kleptomaniacal tendencies and giving her stolen items French names?

Wow, I found the other person who thinks Keys to the City is the best Go! Team track!

Proof of Youth is on US iTunes. Maybe Canada had samples that couldn't be cleared?

The thing I liked about it is the callback to the first episode—he calls them garbage with the exact inflection that Gretchen and Kimmy used back then, meaning he'd always say it with that exact amount of disdain over the almost-twenty years he'd held them (Cyndee being the first back in '98, while Kimmy was abducted…

Between this and Selfie, I feel like I can finally go after that impetuous redhead MPDG that's in my life!

Oh good, I get to play the Asian card, too.

Have we established that Fiyoncé is a girl's name, or can it be unisex?

I only noticed that yesterday.

Sepinwall's got you covered there.

It's so dull, it had Kyle as the chief.

I remember that radio jingle from the 90's. Do they still have that?