That line earned a solid guffaw.

If this is the official casual racism thread, I can mention that I got tired of accusations that I urinated in people's Coca-Cola sometime around the first grade. (It was funny in Kindergarten, though.)

I wasn't sure how much of my life was simply growing up American, and how much was growing up Asian. I never had stir-fried noodles in my lunch bag (Mom knew how practical and economic sandwiches were, but I was on the outside since I never ate school lunch and everyone else did) but I definitely identified with…

What, you mean your family didn't pack battery-powered steamers in your bag for lunch?

this episode found the perfect places to fit him in

The A.V. Club

With Esteban, right? Because of course.

Yes, as mentioned in the pilot.

Third time in a year? Second time in a week.

I'm imagining Anthony Mendez and Jim Dale competing over narration of the story and it is glorious.

I kind of imagine that she was a low-level drug dealer before she met Luisa, and their wild times together got her the ability to deal more and more until she had a giant operation in place.

Also, LLN's "Sorry, I don't know what to say. I'm as surprised as you are." was probably the best way to end the episode, short of maybe a chyron going "!!!"

If she's willing to off her girlfriend's father to whom she is married, not to mention throw her girlfriend under the bus to keep her reputation, she'll probably have no second thoughts about offing the police detective hot on her trail.

One of the other glorious bits in this episode was the fact that they introduced Emilio's assistant Scott in an episode in which 1. they promised would reveal Sin Rostro and 2. there was already a "treacherous underling" theme and don't bring him back after the introductory chyron. He may be important later, but if…

That scene where Rose makes Emilio smiley faces with X's for eyes made me cat doing Home Alone face.

Her time on White Collar sold me on her, and now I need to watch the Mother Confessor at work.

Not to mention they immediately reminded us that Jane had already told us about fake blood earlier in the stairwell. I knew there was a reason for that and I had completely forgotten about it until Petra quoted Jane.

On the other hand, Clone Krieger didn't recognize Lana or AJ.

It was, in that Sheldon suggested it multiple times.

Assassins moving fast fast fast fast fast
And Lazarus will last last last last last