Dichen Lachman, as fantastic as she is in most things, doesn't sound like she's ever tried speaking Mandarin on air before, or maybe that's just an accent I've never heard.

So was my kid, Sobsaftersex! (We call him "Terry.")

I get where you're coming from. If this were real life, I'd be Team Michael all the way. As is, though, I feel the chemistry between Jane and Raf, and good golly how! Thus, being a work of fiction, Team Rafael.

Coincidentally, yes, but I guess what I was really trying to say was #TeamINANIMATECARBONROD!!!!

#TeamWoodplank

I have a feeling that it's precisely because it's his best friend that he's being so callous. That's a pretty damnable betrayal, and obviously infidelity is a two-way street, so they were both working to screw him over.

Exactly where I got the bit about her liking classic movies. RoboCop was another one she mentioned, because it had all the things she loved: violence.

One of Gina's many forms of communication, eggplant emoji.

"They're called boobs, Saul."

Who can really contest that statement? I mean, it's HalloWEEEEEEEEEEEN!

If you mean tumblr posts featuring Holt on the exercise ball, here you go:

Season Two has Alison in a musical. Fuck the haters.

You conveniently omit Varrick from your "there's no humor isn't there anymore and also it is there but I think it's terrible" narrative, as well you should. Varrick is awesome, between his vanity, his genius, and the fact that he's the only actual wild card on the show simply because while he's only loyal to himself,…

Torquemada? Tarantulas? T-Dazzle?

"Shut the door. Have a seat."

Title of your sex tape.

While maybe the A-plot was stale, I thought the jokes more than made up for it. Boyle Felicity Smoaking himself earned a chuckle from me, and I'll get into Rosa's bit in a sec, and I feel like while a lot of this episode is Jake being Jake, that 1) originally it WAS supposed to go to Amy at first and 2) it also makes…

I knew I saw that scene somewhere! It was nagging me like crazy!

I…uh…cancelled your Mom…last…night?

The fighting may not have been as crazy as Book 3, but it was a ton of fun. And watching VarrickGyver at work was fucking awesome. More crazy improv Varrick designs! More setpieces on trains! More everything!