I'd like to thank the AV Club for kicking off the week of my birthday in such fine style. Off to drink a lot of bleach. (No, not really.)

I'd like to thank the AV Club for kicking off the week of my birthday in such fine style. Off to drink a lot of bleach. (No, not really.)

I was there (sitting directly behind Ted, in fact), and had a blast. The one thing I was left wondering, however: who won the informal audience poll? Are we to assume that went to Oscar Homeslice as well?

I was there (sitting directly behind Ted, in fact), and had a blast. The one thing I was left wondering, however: who won the informal audience poll? Are we to assume that went to Oscar Homeslice as well?

No kids, but Wyatt Cenac is a comics reader AND had a pretty awesome record out this year ("Comedy Person").

I'm a thing!

Ding-a-ding dang my dang-a-long ling long…
I'd have to go with Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hotrod", because there is little on this earth that has made me happier to be alive than that particular blend of Al Jourgensen and Gibby Haynes. (And if the last thing I hear before I splat is "Yeah, fuck it", all the better.)

Seriously?
Nine pages of comments, and no one has mentioned Social Distortion's "Ball and Chain"? I've always asserted that it would serve as my audio suicide note.