I'd totally get a tattoo of Heidi Klum and Seal's Unusual Marriage, Revealed.

So Tarzan is officially the white Phillip now.

How is it, that the vapid male model, Jay, is the most likable and decent person on this show? Jay's my new favourite. Surely, I can't be alone.

Oh, sure he has time for this, but no time to read the script for my hilarious, outer space farce Dead Man Moonwalking.

Is Toronto in the interior of British Columbia or closer to the coast?

No, why would he want to do th - WAIT A MINUTE…I see what you did there!

This girl is stunning. That is all.