Perhaps 'World Toilet Day' would be more appropriate: http://www.worldtoiletday.org/

With a bend in the middle, sometimes covered in jelly.

Do you attract enemy radar? Do you insist on being seated at the captain's table? Do you muck about?

What's a cocoa shunter?

If someone offers you a slice of cake, shove it back in their face and tell them to fuck off.

It affects a part of the brain known as 'Shatner's bassoon'.

Dammit, Chloe.

Let's do some improvisational comedy. Now.

Wait a minute… Scott Tobias watches TV by illegal methods?

'Walt ya talkin' about?'

*edit* Dammit, someone already said it.

Boring sequel title removed.

Failed Nein-sies.

Jack Reacher II: Reacharound

Suck my lozenge, nitwit.

QWERTY!

I think the Gimple is sleeping.

With 'BITCH' drop the 'T' because 'BICH' is Latin for generosity.

My utmost contrafibularities.

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus Thanks for the edit. I didn't mean to sound unfriendly with my comment. I'm just glad someone pointed out Infernal Affairs.